I Stood Back and Grinned From Ear to Ear
How far can a spitwad actually go? Think about it for a minute. No two spitwads are exactly alike, so I reckon the distance would be affected by how much paper is used, how much spit is soaked up, and of course the lung power of the fella who’s doin’ the spittin’. I only bring the subject up because when I was much younger I actually witnessed what must have been the world record for spitwad spittin’.