Top’s Snow Removal Device, USMC Model #1 for Newsletter

FELLOW MARIINES,

I HAD TO PURCHASE A NEW SNOW SHOVEL THE OTHER DAY, SINCE MY OLD ONE CAME UP MISSING. I WENT TO MY LOCAL HARDWARE TO FIND JUST WHAT I WAS LOOKING FOR. THE BEGINNING OF A NEW CREATION. THERE STOOD BEFORE MY MARINE CORPS EYES, A DRESS BLUE SHOVEL, WAITING TO BE FURTHER CREATED. ALL I HAD TO DO WAS ADD AN NCO STRIPE AND TWO GOLD MARINE CORPS EMBLEMS FACING INBOARD, OF COURSE. MY WIFE AND NEIGHBORS THINK I AM OVER THE EDGE, BUT HOW CAN YOU HAVE TOO MANY MARINE CORPS POSSESIONS??? SO IF YOU ARE IN NEED OF A MARINE CORPS SHOVEL, GO GET THE BLUE ONE AND GET TO WORK. IT LOOKS ALMOST TO GOOD TO USE. I HAVE IT SITTING IN MY LIVING ROOM.

?SEMPER FIDELIS?

MSGT. DICK BOWERS, USMC (RET?D.)
1916 EUCLID AVE.
ZANESVILLE, OHIO 43701

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